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[Saturday]

Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.
Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa
Satului and other 24 people like this)
Mărie is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like this)
[Mărie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is
actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mărie
attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually
attending]
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group “Beţivanii satului”
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Beţie la crâşmă”.
(Crâşmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: “supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat”
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie’s Wall
Mărie finished attending Vasile.
Mărie set her status to: “Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine
să merg la biserică”
Vasile commented to Mărie’s status “Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate
duminica viitoare”

[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminică” (Popa
satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
Beţivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminică” because of it’s
interference with the event “Beţia de duminică” (The Devil 666 Satana
likes this)
Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and
Clopotaru’ like this)

[Monday]
Mărie set her status to: “La spovedit…”
Ion commented on Mărie’s status: “Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins rusinea?”
Mărie also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane că eşti prost”
Popa satului also commented on Mărie’s status:” ) )”
Primarul satului likes this..
Vaca lu’ Mărie set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
Mărie commented to Vaca lu’ Mărie status: “Ioi ce proastă îs, am uitat
să te mulg. După spovedit vin şi la tine. Paşte până atunci”
Vaca lu’ Mărie likes this.
Primarul satului added “şpagă” and “corruption” to his activities
(Popa satului likes this)
Şefu de Post set his status to: “La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul”
Primarul satului is now attending “Puşcăria”.(Bebiţă săpunaru’ and all
his friends likes this)

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